Burning Questions

Keagan: "Mom, have you heard of Ahammad Dali?"
Me: "Yeah, I've heard of Mohammad Ali."

Evan: "Mom, has a boy ever had a baby?"
Me: "No, it isn't possible."
Evan: "Well, that's a relief! Because I don't want to ever be pregnant."

Keagan: "Mom, when I'm an astronaut and get into space, how will I know when to get back into the space shuttle? I don't want to be the first astronaut that gets left on the moon."

Evan: "Mom, where's the celery?"
Me: "I haven't bought any since we got back from Texas."
Evan: "What's a boy supposed to snack on then?"
He found no celery, but he found green onions. Guess what he decided to try as his afternoon snack?